Consulting Detective Assbutt

merlinsbane:

dana-cardinal:

there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

how can you talk about a classic without providing a link?

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8:29 am, Saturday September with 55,339 notes

merlinsbane:

dana-cardinal:

there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

how can you talk about a classic without providing a link?

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8:15 pm, Friday September with 55,339 notes
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starkesthour:

when friends start shipping your OTP

image

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8:14 pm, Friday September with 44,930 notes

vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

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8:14 pm, Friday September with 143,206 notes

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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8:14 pm, Friday September with 55,105 notes

wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

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8:13 pm, Friday September with 161,448 notes

dirtywheniwanttobe:

unhazed:

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

Very often

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8:13 pm, Friday September with 203,034 notes
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