Consulting Detective Assbutt
posted at 10:00 pm on Monday
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roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

blastortoise:

Green M&Ms count as vegetables right

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via fake-mermaid)

10:00 pm, Monday September with 135,070 notes

homoish:

homoish:

homoish:

Is tumblr user homoish even gay

Just for you

When did everyone on tumblr get so smooth

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon having to wear the clothes you’re currently wearing for a day

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meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle, via move-on-and-follow-your-dreams)

9:58 pm, Monday September with 286,454 notes

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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8:15 pm, Monday September with 477,878 notes

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

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8:15 pm, Monday September with 466,506 notes